Alt text: 'Finding a 105-year-old who's lived in each location and asking them which hurricane they think was the worst' is left as an exercise for the reader.
Carla was my first hurricane. All the nearby family gathered at our rock house on high ground (25' above sea level) in Corpus Christi, TX. I recall Beulah did more damage. My parents asked me to come home and help clean up. In those days there was a chain link divider on IH37, and metal roofing was hanging from it, pressed into the links. I had to start dodging trees in the road as far north as Three Rivers, TX.
Alt text: See also: Spider-Man reboot in which he can produce several inches of web, doesn't need as much chalk powder on his hands when he goes rock climbing, and occasionally feels vaguely uneasy about situations.
Alt text: This isn't an informational illustration; this is a thing I think we should do. First, we'll need a gigantic spool of thread. Next, we'll need some kind of ... hmm, time to head to Seattle.
I like the human skin section. It would have been cool to represent the surface area of human space trash too though. I guess it would have been too small?
By the way, if you ever really need the alt text on mobile, go to the website, add a .m subdomain (so it's m.xkcd.com) and click the alt text button below the comic.
I have a specific domain name that I own that has a catchall set up, so that I can use a different email address for each site I sign up with (usually something like bestbuy@example.com). This has solved most of my spam problems.
@kyounger - I do this too...it's a trick I learned from Andy Rooney (he used to use different middle initials in his name, to figure out who put him on mailing lists...)
@kyounger Gmail supports this - it ignores everything after a +, so {youremail}+bestbuy@gmail.com will still end up in your inbox, but it's clear who sent it :)